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By jena
Joke: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Punch line: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Joke: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
Punch line: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Joke: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Punch line: Spook-eti!
Joke: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Punch line: Spelling!
Joke: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
Punch line: His heart wasn't in it.
Joke: Frankenstein: Witch can you make me lemonade?
Punch line: Witch: Poff! You are lemonade!