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By jena
Joke: I had a dream I was a muffler.
Punch line: I woke up exhausted.
Joke: What did the eye say to the other eye?
Punch line: Between you and me something smells!
Joke: What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?
Punch line: I'm starting to peel!
Joke: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Punch line: At the ghost office!
Joke: What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Punch line: Don't spook until you're spooken to!
Joke: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Punch line: Every morning you'll rise and shine!