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By jena
Joke: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Punch line: Because they're always stuffed.
Joke: What did the frog order at the diner?
Punch line: French flies and a Diet Croak.
Joke: Why can't skeletons play church music?
Punch line: Because they have no organs.
Joke: When do astronauts eat?
Punch line: At launch time.
Joke: What kind of music do mummies like?
Punch line: Wrap.
Joke: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?
Punch line: At forks in the road.