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By jena
Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
Punch line: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.
Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
Punch line: Because he wanted to be on time.
Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?
Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Joke: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Punch line: "Between you and me, something smells!"
Joke: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Punch line: Because they have honeycombs.
Joke: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Punch line: Because they're always stuffed.