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By gt1360
Joke: A man's children were curious about their names. The man's daughter asked him, "Dad, how did i get my name?" The father replied, "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so i named you rose."
The second daughter asked, "Dad, how did i get MY name?" The father replied. "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so i named you Lily."
Then his son came in the room and yelled, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!"
The father replied, "Shut up, Brick!"
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Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?
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Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?
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Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"
The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!
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Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."
In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.