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Joke: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Punch line: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Joke: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Punch line: I think I'm coming down with something!
Joke: Why did the tomato turn red?
Punch line: It saw the salad dressing!
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Joke: Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Punch line: Because her Daddy was a Mummy!
Joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Punch line: They don't have the guts!
Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?
Punch line: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
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