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Joke: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?


Punch line: Because he was sitting on the deck!


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Joke: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?


Punch line: I think I'm coming down with something!


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Joke: Why did the tomato turn red?


Punch line: It saw the salad dressing!


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Joke: Why was the Egyptian girl worried?


Punch line: Because her Daddy was a Mummy!


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Joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other?


Punch line: They don't have the guts!


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Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?


Punch line: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!


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