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Joke: When is the moon heaviest?
Punch line: When it's full.
Joke: What did zero say to eight?
Punch line: Nice belt!
Joke: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Punch line: Because they're always stuffed.
Joke: What did the frog order at the diner?
Punch line: French flies and a Diet Croak.
Joke: Why can't skeletons play church music?
Punch line: Because they have no organs.
Joke: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
Punch line: I lava you.
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