Joke: What animal talks the most?

Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?

Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?

Joke: The captain of a pirate ship is under attack one day and he tells his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The mate asks him "Why did you want your red shirt?"

The captain replied "Never let your enemy see you bleed!"

The next day somebody spots 200 ships coming their way. The captain sighs and says "Bring me my brown pants!"

Joke: A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your penis so I can enlarge it."

Joke: Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?