Joke: What is the best hand to write with?

Joke: Whats 9 + 10?

Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.