12 ratings
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Joke: Little Johnny: Dad. Why do we have holes in or penises?


Punch line: Dad of the year: So we can get oxygen to our brains.


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Joke: What did the cake say to the candle?


Punch line: You're burning my back.


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12 ratings
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Joke: Why were the Romans so great at algebra?


Punch line: X is always 10.


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."


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Joke: Tyler and Chandler are stranded on a island together for a few weeks. Tyler is getting horny so he decides he wants to have sex with Chandler. But no matter what Chandler won't have sex with him.

One day a very attractive woman is seen in the distance drowning and Tyler saves her. She tells him "Oh my god, you saved my life! I will do whatever you want."

Tyler thinks and points at Chandler "Can you help me catch that guy?"


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