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Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."


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Joke: A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later he sees four people leave. When he is asked how many people are in the building he replies, "Well, if one person entered the house it would be empty."


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Joke: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: Just one. She gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it into a problem that has already been solved.


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Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?


Punch line: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.


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Joke: Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
Mathematician 2: Log cabin?
Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.


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Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."


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