Joke: Yo mama is such a slut, when people address her as Staff Sergeant, what they mean is that everyone "staffs" her!

Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?

Joke: What do you call a barbie in a line? A barbiequeue!

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!