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Joke: Minnie Mouse wants to buy a figure.What figure will she buy?
Punch line: A Mini figure!!
Joke: Wanna hear a joke about a wall?
Punch line: Nah, you won't get over it.
Joke: Why do fish hate fridays?
Punch line: Because it's a Fry-day!
Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?
Punch line: He's allergic to brains.
Joke: a blind man walks into a bar...... and a table, and a stool.
Punch line: he's blind therefore he walks into different items. The bar representing a counter-top.
Joke: What do you get if you combine a turtle and a porcupine?
Punch line: A slow-poke
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