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Joke: Why don't penguins live in England?
They are scared of Wales.
Punch line: Ka-POW
Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?
Punch line: Hello, sucker!
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Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!
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Joke: How many Idiots does it take to change a light bulb?
Punch line: 100, 1 to hold the bulb and 99 to trun the room
Joke: What does a woman and an airplane have in common?
Punch line: They both have a cockpit
Joke: What did the two tampons say to each other?
Punch line: Nothing because they were both stuck up c**ts
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