Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.

Joke: What do you call a cow knight?

Joke: Yo mama so fat she went to the country hungry

Joke: Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Joke: Yo mama so short a pillow is her Grand Canyon

Joke: Yo mama is such a slut, when people address her as Staff Sergeant, what they mean is that everyone "staffs" her!