Joke: What do you call a king that jumps?

Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Why are people in the middle of the ocean yelling "Shark!" stupid?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?