Joke: What gets bigger every time you watch your neighbor's wife undress?

Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?

Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?