Joke: Waiter, waiter will my pizza be long? No, it will be round

Joke: Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toyshop. "I'm bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine," she said to the man behind the counter. "It's useless!" "Surely he hasn't broken it already?" "No, he's broken all his other toys with it."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!

Joke: Why don't penguins live in England? They are scared of Wales.

Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.