Joke: What did zero say to eight?

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?

Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?

Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?

Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?