Joke: What did zero say to eight?
Punch line: Nice belt!
Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?
Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).
Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?
Punch line: I find you repulsive.
Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?
Punch line: Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.
Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?
Punch line: Do you know the square root of 81?