Joke: A man went to a job interview. The first thing they told him was "We are looking for somebody responsible."

The man replied "I'm just the man you're looking for. At my last job every time anything bad happened they told me I was responsible."

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?

Joke: What is yellow and wears a mask?