Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.

Joke: Why do blondes snort Sweet & Low?

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.