Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: A blonde girl is at a ventriloquist act. The ventriloquist starts to tell a bunch of blonde jokes and everybody in the room is laughing hysterically.

The blonde girl stands up and yells "Hey jerk! Not all blondes are dumb. You need to stop with the cheap jokes!"

The ventriloquist says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"

The blonde interrupts him "Stay out of it! I was talking to the little man on your leg."

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.