Joke: Why do stars make such good comedians?

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: How do roosters awaken?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Joke: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?