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Joke: What garden has the most vegetables?


Punch line: Flash Garden.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!


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Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?


Punch line: The Bermuda triangle.


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Joke: A man and his wife go to the doctor's office. After the doctor sees him he calls in his wife and she asks "Is my husband okay Doctor?"

The doctor replies "Well, he will be if you do everything I say. You have to prepare all of his meals for him every day. You also have to do all of his chores, never nag at him, and most importantly you must massage him three times a day. Do this for about a year and he will live."

Later in the car the husband asks his wife what the doctor said and she replies "He said you were going to die."


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Joke: Tyler and Connor have a friend named Nico. They like everything about him except the fact that he is extremely optimistic and always sees the bright side of everything. So one day they decide to tell him a story that he cannot find the positive in.

Nico meets Tyler at his house and Nico asks where Connor is. Tyler tells him "You didn't hear? He found his girlfriend with another guy last night and killed them both then he killed himself."

Nico says "Thank God!"

Tyler looks at him and says "Are you serious?"

Nico says "Yeah, if that would have happened a few nights ago I would be dead."


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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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