Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.

Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets 1600 on the SAT just for writing his name.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.