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By jena
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a mosquito.
Punch line: Go away, sucker!
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, have you got something for a bad headache?
Punch line: Yes. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, can I have a second opinion?
Punch line: Of course, come back tomorrow!
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me out!
Punch line: Certainly, which way did you come in?
Joke: What do elves do after school?
Punch line: Gnomework.
Joke: What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
Punch line: The full moon because it's lighter!