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By sammy
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind. Can you give me something?
Punch line: Yes - here's a kite!
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Punch line: Don't talk rubbish!
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Punch line: I'll deal with you later.
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar.
Punch line: I don't believe that.
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Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, when I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
Punch line: You have a broken finger!
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I snore so loud I keep myself awake.
Punch line: Sleep in another room then!