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By jena
Joke: It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays...
Punch line: can kill you!
Joke: What did one flea say to the other?
Punch line: Should we walk or take a dog?
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Joke: Why do dogs run in circles?
Punch line: Because it is hard to run in squares.
Joke: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Punch line: Because they have two left feet.
Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Punch line: Time to fix the fence.
By sammy
Joke: Doctor, doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot?
Punch line: Not really - I spill most of it!