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By jena
Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?
Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!
Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Punch line: Sue.
Joke: What did the hat say to the scarf?
Punch line: “You hang around, and I'll go on a head."
Joke: What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?
Punch line: "Close the door! I'm dressing!"
Joke: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Punch line: Fish and ships.
Joke: How do they serve smart hamburgers?
Punch line: On honor rolls.