Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'

Joke: Where do pigs like going in London?

Joke: Why do pigs not like going in London?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she walked into the room....there was no room.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: Yo mama's so so fat, her first step into stardom was as a planet.