Joke: Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.

Joke: My friend thinks he’s smart. He says that onions were the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”

Joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

Joke: What’s Forrest Gump's password?