Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Joke: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.

Joke: What do you call a king that jumps?

Joke: What do you call corn mixed with a crab?

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"