Joke: What do you call a gay female dinosaur?

Joke: Who is the champion of hide and seek?

Joke: Yo mama is so fat she turned an ipad into an iflat!

Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.

Joke: Need an ark to save two of every animal?

Joke: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.