Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?

Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA

Joke: Yo momma's so thin that when she turned sideways she disappeared.

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?

Joke: How do you fix a broken pizza?