Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the movie iron man, she didn't like it because it didn't show a man ironing.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."