Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.