Joke: Why did the chef stink?

Joke: What do you call a barbie in a line? A barbiequeue!

Joke: What is another word for my phone? An iPhone!

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.