Joke: A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

Joke: Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day? Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?

Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."

Joke: What's the diffrence between a fish and a guitar?

Joke: Who's the wettest lady in America?

Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Call. Call who? I dunno.