Joke: An American, an Englishman, and a Mexican are in a hot air balloon. After being stranded for a few hours the Englishman drops a teabag out of the balloon and says, "We have too many of these in my country."

The Mexican than throws a borrito out of the balloon and says, "We have way too many of these in my country."

Then the American throws the Mexican out of the balloon. The Englishman asks him, "Why did you do that?!"

He replies, "He slept with my wife."

Joke: Did you hear the joke about Benjamin Button?

Joke: A man went to an Asian restaurant and told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery.
The waiter thanked him.

Joke: You know what makes me smile?

Joke: How is going to Harvard like being a sex offender?

Joke: What's the difference between an erection and election?