Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind

Joke: Why isn't barbie ever pregnant?

Joke: Why are rabbits silent when they have sex?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick

Joke: A doctor specializing in circumcision retires after 30 years on the job. He kept all of the foreskins from all of the circumcisions he has ever performed. In remembrance of his career, he goes to a leathersmith and tells him to make something out of them.

A week later he presents the doctor with a wallet. The doctor asks him, "This is all you could make out of all of those foreskins?"

The leathersmith replies, "It's kinda cold in here. Stroke it a little and you'll have yourself a briefcase."

Joke: A large man went to the doctor and the doctor told him to lose some weight. The man asked him how. The doctor replies, "Don't eat anything fatty."

The man asks, "You mean like fast food, chips, and cookies?"

The doctor replies, "No, don't eat anything. Fatty!"