Joke: What do you call a bear without an ear?

Joke: Why do all men think with their dicks?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."

Joke: How is life like a box of chocolates?

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"