Joke: Have you heard about the spicy night?

Joke: You mama so fat, she needs four watches. One for each timezone!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when she robs a bank they give her a ski mask.

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.

Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."

Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.