Joke: What do you call somebody born with no eyelids who has them reconstructed with foreskin?

Joke: How did the farmer move his cow?

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled on the sidewalk traffic slowed down.

Joke: Why did the rhinocerous cross the road?

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."