Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power

Joke: Your mamas so stinky even dobby wouldn't except one of her socks

Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch