Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!