Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!

Joke: Yo momma's so hairy she's got afro on her nipples!

Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.

Joke: Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.