Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.