Math Jokes

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"

Joke: Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

Student: I don't have a real limit, my potential is exponential.

Joke: What does an extremely hungry mathematician order when he wants pie?

Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?