Math Jokes

Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?

Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?

Joke: Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!

Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?