Math Jokes

Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?

Joke: Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

Student: I don't have a real limit, my potential is exponential.

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.