# Math Jokes

##### Math Joke #309

8 ratings
1 saves

Joke: Why are cats better at math than dogs?

Punch line: They're always talking about Mu.

##### Math Joke #953

7 ratings
2 saves

Joke: One day, a mathematician decides he wants to be a firefighter. So he quits his job and applies to be a firefighter. But the chief doesn't think he is qualified so he gives him a test. He takes him to the alley and sets a dumpster on fire. He asks the mathematician, "What do you do?" The mathematician immediately grabs a hose and puts out the fire.

The chief then asks him, "Now that the fire is out, what do you do?"

Stumped, the mathematician thinks for a minute and says "I can reduce this problem into a problem with known solutions." With this he pulls out a match and sets the dumpster on fire.

##### Math Joke #1284

9 ratings
3 saves

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

Punch line: They don't have any gigs.

##### Math Joke #150

7 ratings
2 saves

Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?

Punch line: Because then you'll just have beer.

##### Math Joke #588

5 ratings
1 saves

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.