Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: How do you get a free light bulb?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: What's the difference between a stamp and the wife of a t-rex?

Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?